Funny SMSes

Fact...

As years go by, u may loose ur hair,teeth & eyesight.

But not ur smartness,talent,brightness & intelligence. B'cos u can loose only what u have...


U r a DOG. hey don't look at me like that. DOG menas Dearest Of all Gud friends..!! Now u're smiling..!!! U Naughty DOG, say vow vow..

Why is FIRE engine RED in color?

Ans: FIRE engine has a LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS r to be climbed on FOOT. FOOT is to b measured by a RULER. RULER can be a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also d name of a SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES hav FINS. D ppl of FINLAND r calld FINS. D national flag of FINLAND is RED. So fire engine is RED in color.
Some other day I will tel u y ambulance is white.......


When a guy and ur galfrnd are going together….
You have to observe that the intention of the guy is always TOGETHER => TO GET HER
Take care of ur GFs buddies

Some Good insults:

1) Any Similarity between you & a human is purely coincidental

2) Are you always stupid or is today a special Occasion?

3) I'd like to kick u in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

4) Fellows like you dont grow from trees, they swing on them

5) Dont feel bad, a lot of people have no talents.

6) Keep talking, sumday, sumwhere you'll say sumthing intelligent.


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."


let me tell u, honestly from my heart...

Ur one smile makes 100 girls DIE.. .. .. .. "BRUSH DAILY"


What is the height of Flirting? . .. . .. . .. . .. . ..

Its When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"


Boy and Girl in Hotel:

Boy : I Love you

Girl: I don't Love you

Boy : Think Again

Girl: I told you No

Boy: Waiter, bring seperate bills

Girl: I love you so much


Always try to send good messages coz " jab aapki sanse rukengi ,logon ki zuban se niklega ' sala tha to kameena lekin sms acche bhejta tha '"


At a Dance Party:

BOY:will u dance with me.

GIRL:main bachhe k saath nahi karti.

BOY:So Sorry,mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap Pregnant ho!


Last but the best…
Banner in front of a software company says...

"Drive slowly, don't kill our employees............. Leave it to us"