Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.
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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Only for fun.... apologies to "Sardarji" for using his name....
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