BUDUGU Fun Time (Jokes)

 

 

 

BUDUGU   : My mobile bill how much? Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status BUDUGU  : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.   ************************************************************   Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! BUDUGU  : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!   ************************************************************   Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world? BUDUGU  : ZEBRA Teacher : How? BUDUGU  : Bcoz it is Black & White   ***********************************************************   Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.. BUDUGU  to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?   ***********************************************************   Question  : "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart BUDUGU  Replied : "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"   ***********************************************************   BUDUGU  attending an interview in Software Company. Manager : Do U know MS Office? BUDUGU  : If U give me the address I will go there sir.   **********************************************************   BUDUGU  got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" BUDUGU ji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.   **********************************************************   After finishing MBBS BUDUGU  started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: "Torch is okay"   **********************************************************   BUDUGU 1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered? BUDUGU 2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.   **********************************************************   BUDUGU  in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said : "B silent." BUDUGU  : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"   **********************************************************   Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" BUDUGU : "All are born on government holidays...!!!   ***********************************************************   Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple? BUDUGU  : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

 

 

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