Best of the Tons :):)
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.
The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
No comments:
Post a Comment