Smile Please......

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'... Why???



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Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )

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2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why? .
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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

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3. Who is called female Java? .
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.Java'Gal' Srinath
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4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam....' And the other 2 die immediately. Why? .
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Because it was a HIT song


Keep Smiling!!!