Smile Please......

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'... Why???



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Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )

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2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why? .
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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

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3. Who is called female Java? .
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.Java'Gal' Srinath
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4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam....' And the other 2 die immediately. Why? .
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Because it was a HIT song


Keep Smiling!!!

Just for Laughs.....:-)

What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito? Simple! .
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A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn??? .
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.Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River Rich? .
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It has two Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat? .
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.Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School??? .
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.She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.??? .
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.Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C) (Velocity = Constant).



(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ???.wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ??. To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ??? . . . . . . . . . . .





Socho . . . . . . . . . . . . . .







Aur thoda socho . . . . . . . .

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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow ? Soft )


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8) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis? . . . . . . . . . Socho? kyu?.. ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .






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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis



Keep Smiling!!!