Thiz is Why I didn't take up GRE !! amazin one...!

Thiz is Why I didn't take up GRE !!


A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Ek Niranjan Title song, sung & written by a software engineer...

Hike ledu giftu ledu pandaki ichhe bonus ledu ek niranjan...
luck ledu kick ledu veliki intiki velle yogam ledu ek niranjan...

java radu naku jsp radu
.net radu naku pega radu
programming rane radu,appreciation levule,
onsite chancee ledu,promotion ledule. searching lo king ne , na lokame google yee..
workunna, lekunna nepppudu yeah canteenlo vuntanee..

hike ledu giftu ledu pandaki ichhe bonus ledu ek niranjan..
luck ledu kick ledu veliki intiki velle yogam ledu ek niranjan...

Care of Canteen, product of bench awara dot com.
ye dham ro dham tons of coffee mana kathe ga problem.
Are project pere teliyade, naku coding ee radee.
yeee tl , leadu leru le.. na mails evo naveee...

vachava chesava ani adigedhevvadule..
outings partlylu ani pilichedevvadule..

searching lo king ne , na lokame google yee..
workunna, lekunna nepppudu yeah canteenlo vuntanee..

head is aching,and its breaking kali aithey anthe,
thats ok yar chaltha hai, i have a saridon..
o paniki malina projects calls chesthayi lee..
mana style maname reject chesthameee.

ivvalo repoo la mana bathaku vunde..
tesesthe inko company vundane vunde...

searching lo king ne , na lokame google yee..
workunna, lekunna nepppudu yeah canteenlo vuntanee..

hike ledu giftu ledu pandaki ichhe bonus ledu ek niranjan..
Luck ledu kick ledu veliki intiki velle yogam ledu ek niranjan...