FW: North Indian guy Complains abt Chennai-->super reply frm a chennai gal

 

 

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Subject: FW: North Indian guy Complains abt Chennai-->super reply frm a chennai gal

 

 

 

From: Surada Suma (WT01 - GMT-Telecom Equipment)
Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 3:07 PM
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Subject: FW: North Indian guy Complains abt Chennai-->super reply frm a chennai gal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEY CHENNAI GUYS SPECIALLY FOR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 A north Indian guy complains about Chennai...  In reply, a Chennai girl writes witty answers.

First the Complaint

Hi friends,

This is a live update from chennai.

Language - Tamil, tamil and tamil. Even if they know hindi, they dont speak up.

People - We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout)

So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus

Food - Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal

We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa).

Weather - summer from october to feb and rest of the year it's deadly summer.

Lesiure - TV, dormitery, dirty sea beaches on weekends

Rent - 6.5 K / 1 BHK

Advance - 6 months

Aata - Rs. 26 /kg

Apple - Rs 100 /kg

Orange - Rs. 10/piece

Banana - Rs 3 /piece

Mausmi Juice -Rs 18 /glass

Jeans Dryclean - Rs.40

Phulka - Rs. 8 (idly also Rs.8)

Interesting facts and incidents :

1. Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange).

2. We asked an auto driver, "hindi aati hai"?. He replied in hindi "Hindi nahi aati".

3. The most common suffix here is 'a', e.g.

straight - straighta

2 cup tea - 2 cupa tea

4. Even dogs eat curd rice.

5. In north, names are like Gori Shankar, gauri prasad etc. Here the names are like Kaliraj, kalicharan etc.

6. When there is a 't' in any name, they add 'h' to it.

jayant - jayanth

bharat - bharath

7. Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones's name, like Mahesh R , Sandeep T etc.

7. Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box ( Rs.4000).

8. Cognizant navallur office is actually not in chennai, it comes under a district called Chengalpet which is 51 kms from main city.

9. Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then "dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye", she was having pongal. (disguise!!)

10.How dare anyone come to chennai : Cognizant Chennai MCity comes under SEZ(special economic zone), swap and transfers from here are not possible.

11. No life after 9 PM.

12. No need to worry for Tsunami, because noone will be left to cry on your grave.

Bye Bye (waiting for banglore, pune, hyderabad update)

Life is not about cursing your posting location

but it is about how soon you leave the company  

 

 

Reply for the mail...

See i think a few things are pretty true here...But most of it are just mere exaggeration. He has just written all his effusive frustration here..!! I live here in bangalore , and trust me its much more expensive than wht he thinks.. i have lived in Chennai and Bangalore , so i do know the difference between most of the places in South India .. Chennai is supposed to be the second cheapest metropolitan city after Calcutta and any other cities in India ..

Language - Tamil, tamil and tamil. Even if they know hindi, they dont speak up.

For your Kind information, nobody knows Hindi here. Only non-tamilians living in Chennai take Hindi (like me) while most of them take French. And excluding the non-localites, people converse in ENGLISH.

People - We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout). So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus.

They are not conservative damn it...ALL INDIANS are like that..!! The same happens in Bangalore , Hyderabad or Pune..U dont strike a coversation with a stranger out of the blue..!!

Food - Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal. We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa).

Excuse' Moi ..!! When i went to the north (not specifying which place), me being a south-indian, had a tough time, hunting for some good rice to eat, because all i got was Aloo Paratha, Aloo Gobi, Gobi Manchurian, Aloo Muttor, Aloo Roast etc.. Wonder if they invented Aloo Juice.. Each of them have their own culture for taste and sense..!! So dont blame any place.

Weather - summer from october to feb and rest of the year it's deadly summer.

Damn it, dont tell me you would complain that it dint rain or snow in Sahara when you where there..!! Oh please, for heaven sake, each area has a difference in climate.. India is not small as u get to see in the world map.

Lesiure - TV, dormitery, dirty sea beaches on weekends

Hahahaa....Atleast you get to see a beach buddy..!!

Rent - 6.5 K / 1 BHK

Do you know the size of the rooms?? They would be huge. I pay 7K for a 1BHK, that is just as big as my bathroom in Chennai..!!

Advance - 6 months

Buddy, i pay an adavnce of 11 months.. !! So who is to blame??

Aata - Rs. 26 /kg
Apple - Rs 100 /kg
Orange - Rs. 10/piece
Banana - Rs 3 /piece
Mausmi Juice -Rs 18 /glass
Jeans Dryclean - Rs.40
Phulka - Rs. 8 (idly also Rs.8)

Hahahaaa..!! Pillsbury Aata costs the same all over India dear..!! Sorry these things dont worth an argument..

1. Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange)
God give me a break..!!



And here comes my personal favorite..


2. We asked an auto driver, "hindi aati hai"?. He replied in hindi "Hindi nahi aati".
Buddy, thats the only thing they would have learnt in Hindi..!! For heaven sake, stop having false impressions that hindi is our National Language..!! It isnt..i have no time for this argument again..!! I never knew they speak Tamil in Delhi or Bombay ..!! So why Hindi in Chennai..!! Use a more worldy used language, ENGLISH.

3. The most common suffix here is 'a', e.g.
straight - straighta
2 cup tea - 2 cupa tea
Yes, like the way you'll pronunce, thirty (therty as thartty) and fourteen (forteen as farteen)..!! Somebody stop me..!!

4. Even dogs eat curd rice.
Atleast they get to eat something, not starved to death.. and yeah, less stray dogs, that they would be famished and start feeding on children.

5. In north, names are like Gori Shankar, gauri prasad etc. Here the names are like Kaliraj, kalicharan etc.
What else do what us to name?? Elvis Presley or Brad Pitt?? Atleast Elizabeth Hurly or Angelina Jolie never asked you, why your name was Gauri Prasad..!!

6. When there is a 't' in any name, they add 'h' to it.
jayant - jayanth
bharat - bharath
Well, in Hindi you wrtie 'Ta' as t, and in Tamil we write 'Tha' as Th..!! Dont find faults with such silly matters.

8. Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones's name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Sorry, instead to keeping 'Abhishek Anandkumar Khare' or 'Sunaina Swapan Teja', we just name them as 'Abhishek A.K' and 'Sunaina S.T'

9. Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box ( Rs.4000).
Hahaha...You guys where the ones who started making a big fuss about making Hindi Channels as paid Channels...we never wanted to watch Hindi here, so who cares.. Nobody uses STB (Set Top Box), Tamilians watch all south-indian languages for free..!!

10. Cognizant navallur office is actually not in chennai, it comes under a district called Chengalpet which is 51 kms from main city.
Escuse me..!! Hahaha..!! Infosys or any other office in Bangalore , in Electronics City , is actually in Hosur Road ....!! Dont expect Narayan Moorthy to build such a huge campus in the heart of the city..!! Ask questions that make sense..!!

11. Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then "dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye", she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
I saw a cute south-indian guy...But what??? Ohhh..!! Shucks, he is having Aloo Paratha :'(

12.How dare anyone come to chennai : Cognizant Chennai MCity comes under SEZ(special economic zone), swap and transfers from here are not possible.
Be in Chennai learn something here, so that you could live anywhere in the world and stop making a upheaval with small matters of life.. They sent u here, so that u learn :)

13. No life after 9 PM.
Do u know what life is than just going to Disco's and Pubs?? Partying and Boozing??

14. No need to worry for Tsunami, because none will be left to cry on your grave.
Atleast we wont sit and fight among ourselves, shoot or die cause of bomb blast..Oh Boy, i want to look sweet when i die, dont wanna look like a roasted chicken ;)

No offence meant in this mail.. But just wanted to let you noe that DON'T BELIEVE ALL ARE TRUE.

I live in Bangalore , and I do love this place, and I would love it anywhere I live..!! Learn to adjust, and not to make a big riot over static things in the world..!!

Thanks.. A Universal Citiizen

 

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From: Kameshwar Veeturi (WT01 - Manufacturing & Hi Tech)
Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 12:28 PM
To: Undisclosed recipients
Subject: FW: AHO BALU ......................! Enjoy...............!

 

 

From: Sravan Kumar R (WT01 - Securities)
Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 11:50 AM
To: HarinathReddy Challa (WT01 - Manufacturing & Hi Tech); Kameshwar Veeturi (WT01 - Manufacturing & Hi Tech); RajaSekhar M A (WT01 - HLS); ravi_kamal.addanki@sbi.co.in; Srinivas reddy Vutkuri (WT01 - Manufacturing & Hi Tech)
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From: Mahathi Nethi (WT01 - HLS)
Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 11:50 AM
Subject: AHO BALU ......................! Enjoy...............!

 

 

 

 

AHO BALU

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Oh god…cubicle lo system icchav

too bad..pakkanemo ammayini icchav

oh god…cheti ninda pane icchav

too bad…pakkodi ki bench ne icchav

oh god..one day ki onsite icchav

too bad…next nighte cancel chesav

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too bad..google lo result nil ga icchav

talatippalenanni facilities icchav

tala ettukoleni salary icchav

double games enti naa to neeke

idi collective failure maa team ke

ooh ela ela ela

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ooh ela ela ela

ooh ela ela ela

Billability emo icchedi choti

pani cheyyinchedi koti

module size taakuva aite enti

burra lo undedi matti…

system lo blogs ki badulu

myworks emaina chudu

premiste coding ni mottam

java html ne vadu

 

ababbabba…em cheppadu ra

 

aho balu….chevi lo poolu

s/w engineer bakra gallu

valla lo nuvve ra modalu

 

aho balu…oho balu…

coding mottam kukkala paalu

idi code enti ra asalu

 

 

Code baga rasesam anukunnamu

kani tester danni tippikottesadu

Appreciation mail vastundi anukunnam

kani escalation mail ne pampesadu

PM to goppalu chepdam anukunnamu

TL Credit ne kottesadu

atleast code aina clean ga rasam anukunnamu

kani client requirements marchesadu

ooh ela ela ela

ooh ela ela

ooh ela ela ela

ooh ela ela ela

Code lo tappu kanipettina person

mari ivvaledu ga daniki solution

Coding tho stop anukununte

start ayyi undeda testing

ikkadi tho chaalu anukunnunte

yevvaru avaru coders

Friday lopu task chesi unte

weekend ki undadu sorrow…

 

aho balu….aha balu

ee chetta logic vinte chaalu

maa baatukemo buggi paalu

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100%  CODING

 

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And then the fight started ....

And then the fight started ....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a petrol bunk

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak(beef), medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started..... .

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
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So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed..
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first:
the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
And then the fight started...


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All the married ones, have a good laugh and all those eligible bachelors beware.

Water melon Eating :)

Some more for some more laughs!!!

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?

think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”