Friday, August 27, 2010

Silly Indian Men !

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:


A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman


What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the
island,
the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time
with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
&
cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look
at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. What happened to the Indians????


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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Rocking Balaya is Back Again

 


1) After Tollywood T20match.

 
   jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?

   Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

 
 
2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.

   Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..

 
 
3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?

               College name enti Babai..?

   Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

 
 
4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?

   Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

 
 
5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo  mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...

   Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

 
 
6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?

   Balaya:U U coffee ra.......

 
 
7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

   Balaya: cheppanu Kani  i  2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

 
 
8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu...?

   Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

 
9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..

  Ntr: Enduku Babai...?

  Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

 
10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.

     Ntr: babay manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?

     Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

 

 

 




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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Toooooooooooooooooooo Gud..

Laugh ........... Laugh .............. Laugh!!!!!!!!!