Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Indian Official.. :)


 


 

Three contractors are bidding  to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.  One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for you, $1000 for me, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."


"Done",
replies the government official !