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Deadly:-) :-)

Some of the world's most deadly PJ's.........Enjoy madi

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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5. woh mujhe chood ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chood ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

6.mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...

8. mein yahan tu hai wahan...
mein yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

Emotional Shayari...
Arz kiya hai...
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana...
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana...
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A for Apple B for Banana...
WAH WAH...!!
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Arz kiya hai...
Kal tak thee jo meri present...
Kal tak thee jo meri present...
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Aaj ho gayee hai past...
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Kal tak thee jo meri present...
Aaj ho gayee hai past...
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

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Arz kiya hai...
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng......
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng......
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.

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Arz kiya hai...
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya...
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah...
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya...
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya...

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam
gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache...

Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache...

Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala

Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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think!!!

donno???
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P

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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks......!!!!

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World's most PAINFUL shayari...

Dil mai chubhi sui....

Arz kiya hai...

Dil mai chubhi sui...

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Uui uui, uui uui...

Boss Kidnapped :-) :-)

Boss Kidnapped …

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.

Some are in loud discussions during office time…..

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk, taking collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving on an average?

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“About 1 litre.”