FW: Deadly Story

Ek Aadmi ko heart ki bimaari thi.

Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.

Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi

Woh aadmi bhi bohut sawdhani barathney laga.

Samay pe khaana, sona, uthna khane me namak bilkul na lena , regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.

Par achaanak ek din subah who aadmi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila. Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya?

Doctor ke report se pata chala………..

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Uske toothpaste main “Namak” tha!!!!!!!!!!!

Kya aapke Toothpaste mein “Namak” hain ?

Banana - oo thokkalo kevvv story

Telugu Film News in 2050

2050

== Singanamala started two simultaneous projects wid Akira and Gowtham..Akira is busy wid politics n Gowtham is busy wid brand promotions..

==Rajamouli's Son to direct Jr.NTR....movie title "thaatha...baabai...nenu...."

==ram charan's son first movie "udutha" audio release


==Gowtham krishna's "Boku" Freemake of POKIRI on sets


==Jagan Odarpu yatra reached Africa to console Nelson Mandela's death shock expired family victims


==khaleja title controversy inka nadustune untundi......
ee gap mahesh babu koduku "goutham kaleja" anni inko cinema testadu


==Ram Gopal Varma

Shiva (1989) ---> Shiva 2006 ---> Shiva 2050

Raathri ---> Deyyam ---> Neti Pisachi

==Shankar son-Rajini combo “ALIEN”


== Samajam etu velthundhi-- a romantic movie audio function lo pawan kalyan


==Dasari gets his 35th nandi award


==AATA 45 in zee telugu starts this monday


==Balayya ki ''Magic Thatha'' Birudhu ichina school pillalu


==Goutham (Mahesh’s son) next cinema kosam 5yrs nunchi wait chestunna fans


==Nithin in a line with 150th flop movie breaking his own records

== after the success of yagnam, ranam, lakshyam, shouryam, shankham...... gopichand next films .... randhram, pushpam, alpam, muthram, veeryam, khandam, andam, bandham, swalpam, vishwam, balpam, sunnam, hastham.... etc

==appatlo ma muthhathagaru nandamuri tarakarama rao garu click ayyaru, aa tarvatha aa peru tho ma thathagaru balaya garu bokka ayyaka kuda nettukocharu, aa tarvatha ma pedananna garu tarakaratna garu try chesaru, bedisi kottindi, inko pedananna kalyan ram gariki kuda kotti kottanattu kottindi, ma nannagaru kuda aayana peru pettukune kalaam vellabuchhadu, ippudu nenu - son of Jn NTR

== Mahesh babu recieved Nandi award for lifetime achievement under congress govt. Mahesh whose last hit is Pokiri way back in 2006 has done lot of contribution to corporate companies by promoting them in telugu


== Telugu cinema 100 years function lo Legendary ivvaledhani Charan meeda aligina Vishnuvardhan Babu..time capsule charan ki icchina legendary award ni unchina charan

== nenu politics loki vastana rana anedi devude nirnayistadu - Rajni


== DASARI NARAYANA RAOS' SON DIRECTS VIJAYASANTI' DAUGTHER
"OSEYI-RAMULAMMA KUTURA.."


== allari naresh creates a guinness record ........
5000 movies.........
2000 flops
2000 avg
500 hits
500 super hits


==mahesh fans still arguing dat kaleja is a BlockBuster.

==mogali rekulu continous


== junior ntr names his son as "subjunior ntr"

Nuvvu keka babayi J

Cute girl's.... dance for "Hips Dont Lie.."

A must watch if u r depressed .... or need a heartful laugh...

No language is required to understand this fun :):) Only the Kids language :)...

Also listen to the song (sung by someone) in the background... probably she is singing in the kids language :P:P...

WIDER THOUGHTS..!!

The diagram demonstrates the THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple
question: "Shall we go for a party?"

For God sake don't take your wife for a party. She will not only cost you more but also spoil your NITE..................

Nice One!!! :P Wife Vs Husband!!

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws'

WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men....
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ..........'HEBREWS'

ETV - WOW Game show

Saikumar: Can you name any Microsoft Product Maheshbabu: MS Word Ramcharan: MS PowerPoint. NTR: MS Dhoni Balayya: MS Narayana

Etv aina ye TV ainaa... naa answer maaradu :):) hehehe hehe

Some things happens Only In India......Continued

Some things happens Only In India......Continued

Some things happens Only In India......

Silly Indian Men !

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the
island,
the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time
with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
&
cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look
at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. What happened to the Indians????

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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!

Outstanding Performance

Rocking Balaya is Back Again

 

1) After Tollywood T20match.      jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?    Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!     2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.    Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..     3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?                College name enti Babai..?    Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"     4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?    Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...     5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo  mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...    Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????     6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?    Balaya:U U coffee ra.......     7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?    Balaya: cheppanu Kani  i  2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...     8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu...?    Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...   9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..   Ntr: Enduku Babai...?   Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..   10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.      Ntr: babay manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?      Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Toooooooooooooooooooo Gud..

Laugh ........... Laugh .............. Laugh!!!!!!!!!

Goooooooooo One :)

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

 

 

 

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,

 

set up their tent, and fell asleep.

 

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:

 

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

 

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?" 


The MBA ponders for a minute...

"Astronomically speaking,

 

it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

 

What does it tell you?"

 

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

 

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".

 

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE  " 


 

 

 

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Indian Official.. :)

 

 

Three contractors are bidding  to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.  One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for you, $1000 for me, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done", replies the government official ! 

 

Tintu mon. Good one :)

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
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Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur..
Radio jocky : How honest ..so you want to return his purse.?
Tintumon : no... i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
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Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression..
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up ."
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tinumon finished.
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Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
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prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintumon:"BANANA "
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PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"
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PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow...
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its. just u, me & the Principal !
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Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float.!

Fun to read please forward and bring smile to others also

1. Rajasekhar's Hit movie Gorintaku, Next movie Karivepaku, Next Tamalapaku, Next Vistharaku, Next Road meeda paaku..... 2. Teacher    : Children whom do you hate the most?    UKG Boy : Raja Ram Mohan Roy    Teacher    : Oh God ! why do you hate him?    UKG Boy  : He abolished child marriage.. 3. Six things boys do in exam hall     a.  Counting No. of Girls     b.  Sighting the lady invisilator     c.  Counting windows and doors     d.  Seeing the brand name of the pen     e.  Feelings for wasting yesterdays night by studying.     f.   Think to study well atleast for next exam      Six things girls do in exam hall ( Even though they dont know answers)     a.  Write     b.  Write     c.  Write     d.  Write     e.  Write.     f.   Write       Crazy girls ... They act more   4. Once Einsten was reading in class. A scorpion bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration. When sir asked him, he said that the scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he did not lose concentration. Friend this is what we call as ............... .............. Over Action.....   5. Meeru podduna lechi muggurini lepandi. Aa muggurini maro muggurini lepamanandi. Elaga LAZY NESS ni INDIA nunchi toledam.  NOTE: Nannu matram lepoddu.   6. Boy friend : kal tumhare ghar gaya tha... mujhe nahi lagta hamari shadi hogi......    Girl friend : kyu ? papa se mila?   Boy friend : nahi tumhari behen se mila.........   8.  Balayya meets aishwarya in Filmfare awards     Balayya :   sorry aishwarya naaku english theliyadu , Hindi theliyadu     Aish : sorry naku nuvvu evaro theliyadu ...   9. James Bond suicides after waching balakrishna film ... u know y?      Balaih had empty revolver, villan fired at balaiah,      Balaih catches da bullet puts it in his revolver and shoots the villan....      Then villan dies .....      crazy balayya   10.  1 day balayya was drinking water ...............................................         Ante !  balayya neellu kuda taagoddha ?? Deentlo kuda joke kavala?? this to 2mch.

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